Scream into the void API

Accepts frustration, discards it, and returns a receipt proving the complaint was denied persistence.

Price$0.01per request

MethodPOST

Route/v1/fun/scream

StatusLive

MIME typeapplication/json

Rate limit80/minute

CacheNo cache

funcatharsisfrustrationvoid

API URLhttps://x402.hexl.dev/v1/fun/scream

Integration docs

Example request

{
  "frustration": "Why is everything 500ing today?"
}

Example response

{
  "status": "deleted-on-arrival",
  "message": "Your frustration was accepted, atomized, and denied the dignity of persistence.",
  "voidReceipt": "void-123456",
  "provider": "local-chaos"
}

Input schema

{
  "type": "object",
  "required": [
    "frustration"
  ],
  "properties": {
    "frustration": {
      "type": "string",
      "minLength": 1,
      "maxLength": 4000,
      "examples": [
        "Why is everything 500ing today?"
      ]
    }
  }
}

Output schema

{
  "type": "object",
  "required": [
    "status",
    "message",
    "voidReceipt",
    "provider"
  ],
  "properties": {
    "status": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "message": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "voidReceipt": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "provider": {
      "type": "string"
    }
  }
}